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- LOCAL GIRL AT GYM CHANGES SWEATPANTS FROM "JUICY" TO "PINK"
- MAN EXITING LI EXPRESSWAY CANNOT BE BOTHERED TO TURN ON BLINKER
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- REPORT FEW CAN READ SAYS LONG ISLAND ILLITERACY RATES ARE ON THE RISE
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- MISSING TEEN FOUND WAITING ON LINE AT COSTCO
- NEW POPE VISITS LI HIGH SCHOOL, ASKED TO TAKE OFF HAT IN BUILDING
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